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2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium

2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium

A 21st-Century Survival Guide

Edited By: Josh Freed
5. No one knows how to spell it
4. There will be a Rolling Stones Millennium Tour
3. Your new computer program may be Curtains 2000
2. As a kid you figured out how ancient you'd be in the year 2000. Now you are.
1. There are only 999 years left till Y3K

Have you had it with Millennium hype? Would you like to exterminate all talk of the Y2K bug? Here's the antidote! 2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium is your guide to surviving the marketing madness surrounding the year you-know-what.
Here is advice on such millennial topics as:
  • How to give birth to the first baby of the Millennium
  • Where NOT to be Millennium Eve
  • 2000 products to expect and avoid
  • The Worst Awards: worst books, movies, fashions, and media stories of the last 2000 years

2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium
-- Don't Leave This Millennium Without It!
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  • Touchstone | 
  • 160 pages | 
  • ISBN 9780684867793 | 
  • May 1999
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Chapter 10: WHY 2K?
An Introduction

The Year 2000 will be the biggest birthday bash in human history, but no one knows exactly when, where or what we're celebrating.
Like a car's speedometer hitting 100,000, it's a momentous milestone without meaning. And everyone seems to be cheering, except you.

Why 2K?

Are you suffering from PMSS: Pre-Millennial-Stress Syndrome? Do you cringe when you hear the words, "Millennium Bug?" Do you gag when Playboy launches its global search for the Playmate of the Millennium? Do your eyes glaze over when you hear about the newest pre-Millennium trend (kids named Millie), the... see more

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