1. Secrets are hard to keep—especially if your girlfriend can read minds.
“She shouldn’t be a secret,” Vi said, tossing me a pointed look over her shoulder as she straightened the blanket on her bed.
“She is not a secret,” I argued, she being my ex-girlfriend, Indiarina Blightingdale.
“You did not mention her,” Vi said, turning to face me. “Until I asked you about her—and I only asked you about her because she’s all you think...