Hi, hello, and how are you?
Warm greetings and welcome to the Big Show
book. Alongside my tag team partner Keith 0lbermann, I'm merely Dan Patrick.
You're right about that "merely" part -- and right at the outset here I think we should mention, Dan, that it's an amazing coincidence that you and I speak in different type styles.
Stop it. Just stop it. We have a very important question we have to answer right away. People kept asking us, "Dan and Keith, barometers of the sports world you may be. Stars of television and radio, sure. But what are you doing writing a book? What exactly is the Big Show