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The Borowitz Report
The Big Book of Shockers  
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Prepare to be shocked.

From the man The Wall Street Journal hailed as a "Swiftean satirist" comes the most shocking book ever written!

The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers, by award-winning fake journalist Andy Borowitz, contains page after page of "news stories" too hot, too controversial, too -- yes, shocking -- for the mainstream press to handle. Sample the groundbreaking reporting from the news organization whose motto is "Give us thirty minutes -- we'll waste it."

Huffington Post, October 13, 2011
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YubaNet, May 12, 2010
...Republicans Show Support for 'Idol' Star Printer friendly page WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Howling in protest over Obama Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's lack of judging experience, leading Republicans today urged the President ...
YubaNet, May 11, 2010
... Printer friendly page WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Moments after news of President Obama's choice for Supreme Court justice spread across Washington, congressional Republicans rushed to insert the name 'Elena Kagan' into speeches ...
YubaNet, May 3, 2010
...Steed Wheeled Into Brussels at Night Printer friendly page BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report) – In what many are hailing as a breakthrough solution to Greece's crippling debt crisis, Greece today offered to repay loans from the European Union ...
YubaNet, April 20, 2010
...'Will Do Less Harm' in New Post, Says Treasury Spokesperson Printer friendly page NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – In a settlement of the government's securities fraud case against Goldman Sachs, the bank's CEO, Lloyd Blankfein, has agreed ...
YubaNet, April 12, 2010
...Send Out Call at Tea Party Rally Printer friendly page MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Making a joint appearance at a Tea Party rally in Minneapolis, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Rep. Michele Bachmann put out a cryptic call for ...
YubaNet, April 5, 2010
...First Electronic Device to Win, Experts Say Printer friendly page OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report) – In a remarkable break with tradition, the committee that awards the Nobel Peace Prize chose today to bestow that coveted honor on the ...
YubaNet, January 4, 2010
...- 6:12:17 AM By: Andy Borowitz CRAWFORD, TX (The Borowitz Report) - The decade just past was 'an awesome one in just about every way' and will be hard to top, according to former President ...
Huffington Post, January 4, 2010
...HONOLULU (Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama was briefly detained and searched before boarding Air Force One yesterday in an incident that some critics are saying smacks of profiling. With tensions over ...
YubaNet, December 28, 2009
...Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In the wake of the Christmas Day airline terror attempt, the Department of Homeland Security today said it was instituting a bold new series of security measures, including ...
YubaNet, December 18, 2009
...Details of Healthcare Plan Revealed Printer friendly page WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - The United States Senate today unveiled details of its health care plan, tentatively called CompromiseCareTM: Under CompromiseCareTM, people with no ...
YubaNet, December 14, 2009
...Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama's decision to wish Jews around the world a happy Hanukkah in Hebrew has added more fuel to the movement of the so-called Birthers, who ...
YubaNet, December 1, 2009
...Ensign, Sanford Applaud Move Printer friendly page ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report) - In a development that rocked the worlds of sports and politics, golf superstar Tiger Woods announced today that he was hanging up his clubs to become a ...
Huffington Post, November 15, 2009
...NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Amid the publicity blitz for her new book, Going Rogue, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said today that "she was looking forward to reading it, big time." ...
YubaNet, October 15, 2009
...Birthers Demand Proof of Non-Kenyan Status Printer friendly page WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) October 14, 2009 - Just moments after she broke with fellow Republicans and voted in favor of health care reform, Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) ...
YubaNet, October 10, 2009
... Printer friendly page OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report) October 9, 2009 - As the world responded with a mixture of surprise and amazement to the announcement of President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel insiders revealed that ...
Cleveland Live, May 20, 2009
...When: 1:30 p.m. Saturday Where: Ben Franklin Store, 13 W. College St., Oberlin. Cost: Free. 440-774-5711. Andy Borowitz & Olivia Gentile Phony journalist Andy Borowitz of 'The Borowitz Report' blends his stand-up comedy with the work of his ...