Cheat

A Man's Guide to Infidelity

By Bill Burr, Joe DeRosa and Robert Kelly

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MONOGAMY HAS MET ITS MATCH

When it comes to scoring on the side, this book is your best friend.

Comedians Bill Burr, Joe DeRosa, and Robert Kelly have experienced the rich pleasures and unspeakable risks of romantic infidelity, and survived to tell their tales.

Now, they impart all the wisdom, advice, and humor they picked up along the way, including how to:

* Wipe away your shame and guilt—and get smart before you get hard

* Conduct your filth with the right chick, in the right place, at the right time

* Take an hour to shower and scour—and fight your worst enemy: glitter

* Explain a strange scrunchy, hair extension, or pair of earrings to your girl

* Navigate strip clubs, massage parlors, and women of the night

* Lie like a woman—and call it quits without getting caught

Featuring ten true stories from men who’ve lived the life and a link to watch Burr, DeRosa, and Kelly’s hilarious short film of the same name, Cheat is a wickedly smart field guide to philandering that will revolutionize your game.

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Simon & Schuster |
240 pages |
ISBN 9781451645682 |
October 2012

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“Wow! This fabulous book made me a better cheater and a shittier father! I can’t stop grinning! ”

– Artie Lange, bestselling author of Too Fat to Fish

“Uncompromising and funny. Read it. Even though it will destroy all hope. ”

– Colin Quinn, star of Long Story Short

“I usually think reading is kinda ‘fruity’ but this book got me hard. What a great summer beach read . . . if the beach is in Haiti. ”

– Dave Attell, host of Insomniac and Dave’s Old Porn

“Great book. Very funny! We are all going to hell. ”

– Darrell Hammond, bestselling author of God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked

“I do not condone a single thing in this book; in fact I find the topic disgusting. The authors, however, are as funny as their ideas are despicable. ”

– Greg Gutfeld, TV host and author of The Bible of Unspeakable Truth

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INTRODUCTION

If you even glanced at the front cover of this book, you know what it’s about. And if you’re some weirdo who picks up a book and starts reading it without looking at the front cover first, this is a book for men about cheating. Let’s get two things straight:

1. This book is gender specific for one reason: we’re dudes. If we were chicks, we would’ve written a book to help women act like pigs. But we’re not, so we didn’t. Besides, women don’t need any help in the deceit department. That’s not a cheap shot. It’s a respect...