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Crappy Children's Art

Crappy Children's Art

Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids.

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size.


What people are saying about Maddox and Crappy Children's Art:

“You’re a menace to healthy development in children.”

“You’re right up there with Hitler, who destroyed thousands of kids’ lives by taking out their parents in concentration camps.”

“Saying you are better than a child just makes you a coward.”

“No one said you had to look at the artwork from your co-worker’s kids. To make an entire book to bash it? Sad.”

“would u like it if u were, like, 4, nd u do a picture nd u work on it for ages, nd u feel really proud, nd ur parents put it in their office, then sum asshole goes and says it’s crap, nd says it’s an F grade. Think about it.”
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  • Gallery Books | 
  • 320 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781439182888 | 
  • November 2012
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I Am Better Than Your Kids

Maddox, the New York Times bestselling author of THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS, is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Not afraid to tell it like it is, Maddox promises to expose the terrible inadequacy of your children with I Am Better ...

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Maddox
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Maddox

Maddox has been writing hilarious essays for his site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996. Through word-of-mouth alone, it has become one of the most popular personal sites on the Internet, with more than 50,000 unique visitors per day. In 2006, he published his first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, and its explosive success prompted the New York Times to coin a new phrase to describe its genre: “fratire.” Maddox has also published a comic book based on his site and he has a YouTube channel called “The Best Show in the Universe,” featuring clips viewed by more than 3 million fans.

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