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Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons

Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons

Tales of Redemption from an Irish Mailbox

With a foreword from Howard Stern, the enhanced e-book features a total of nineteen videos lasting approximately 30 seconds each, with Bob Saget, Adam Corolla, Kyle Gass, Pete Yorn, Zach Galifianakis, and many more as they bring the letters from the book to life.              
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  • Simon & Schuster | 
  • 224 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781439182703 | 
  • May 2013
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DEAR MRS. FITZSIMMONS enhanced e-book with exclusive videos

An enhanced memoir by comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, as told through a collection of disciplinary letters. Watch his friends read them in exclusive videos featured throughout the e-book.

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Kick Me, I’m Irish

Their wailing cries shook the very heavens,

and my four green fields ran red with their blood, said she.

—Traditional Irish ballad

Patricia Marie Judith McCarthy Fitzsimmons did not receive a very good education—not at home and not in Catholic school. Fifteen years of abuse from the nuns at St. Benedict’s Catholic School left her feeling below average. Most of the holy sisters had signed up for the “I’m a lesbian in the 1950s, so hide me in a nunnery” program. Instead they were directed to their worst nightmare: teaching pasty-faced wiseass Irish and... see more

About the Author

Greg Fitzsimmons
Belinda Waymouth

Greg Fitzsimmons

With a lethal (and improbably likeable) mix of wit and sarcasm Greg Fitzsimmons has achieved success as a stand-up, Emmy Award winning writer/producer and Radio/TV host.  A regular with David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jay Leno, Greg has made more than fifty visits to “The Howard Stern Show” and hosts his own weekly radio show on Sirius XM’s "Howard 101.” His bi-weekly podcast "FITZDOGRADIO" is one of the most downloaded on iTunes.




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