I know we're in trouble when the wooden handicapped ramp leading to the side entrance of the temple disappears -- replaced by a swaying gangplank. The sight of Rabbi Kevin Kapstein hardly relieves my fears -- he's wearing a white yachting cap as he waves the board members off the gangplank and into a transformed Blumberg Social Hall.
It only takes two ahoys
from Essie Sue Margolis, Kevin's mentor and my worst nightmare, to convince me I should be home watching Law and Order
instead of Kvetching and Chaos,
as I've come to call our monthly Board of Directors' meetings at Temple Rita. I gulp down two...