Don’t Wear Polka-Dot Underwear with White Pants
CHAPTER 1 The Trouble with White Pants
I KEEP TELLING MOM ABOUT the White Pants, and she says to wear them anyway.
“They will make me fall down,” I explain.
“Pants do not make you fall down, Amanda,” Mom answers, because she does not understand anything at all.
“Yes, they do.” I stomp my foot and cross my arms and put on my very best “I...