The Exile of Gigi Lane
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Who Says Dung Can’t Be Fun?
First-years’ final duty announced!
(You’ll want to hold your noses for this one.)
I’m Gigi Lane and you wish you were me.
Oh my God, that has to be the most powerful affirmation in the history of the world. Dictators don’t have affirmations that good.
I tap my fingers on the steering wheel to its undeniable rhythm. I’m Gigi Lane and you wish were me. I could rule the world with an affirmation like this. But I think I’ll start with Swan’s Lake Country Day School for... see more
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**We get to keep the hair.
(Do-Goods, we’re looking at you—bald kids need your help!)
“Good morning, Ms. Cady!” we both scream as we pass the stone statue of our school’s founder sitting proudly atop a rearing horse that guards the bottom of the school driveway. Two first-years, one dangling precipitously from the horse’s towering left hoof, and the other sitting atop Ms. Cady’s shoulders, look up at us as we pass, their polishing cloths paused.
We’re a few minutes early,... see more