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Fangs a Lot

Fangs a Lot

Final Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Illustrated by: Andrew Pinder
For Ages: 10 - 14
Nigel Mullet (vampire, diarist, not-so-heroic hero) puts his leadership—and romantic—skills to the test in this fun, funny, and not-at-all-lame conclusion to the Totally Lame Vampire series.

Nigel Mullet finds himself in charge of a vampire coven on a remote Scottish island. As if trying to finish his vampire history homework and impress a vamp girl called Lenora wasn’t enough, Nigel has to spend his time resolving petty disputes.

When a new vampire named Viktor joins the coven, Nigel is happy to let him take over. But this newcomer soon proves himself to be a brutal and merciless leader. The hapless Nigel is cajoled into becoming the head of the resistance movement, but will he triumph over his enemy? And perhaps more importantly…will he get the girl?
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  • Aladdin | 
  • 320 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781481421348 | 
  • August 2014 | 
  • Grades 5 - 9
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Fangs A Lot WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1
Went to school, did my homework, drank some blood. Another typical day at our coven.

Mr. Dashwood gave us a history lesson this morning. It was really boring, just an endless list of famous vampires, the dates they transformed, and the ways they were destroyed.



I can still hear him droning on. “Staked, beheaded, fried. Staked, beheaded, survived . . .”

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Tim Collins

Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.

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