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Halfway to Heaven

Halfway to Heaven
Halfway to Heaven
My White-knuckled--and Knuckleheaded--Quest for the Rocky Mountain High  
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Fat, forty-four, father of three sons, and facing a vasectomy, Mark Obmascik would never have guessed that his next move would be up a 14,000-foot mountain. But when his twelve-year-old son gets bitten by the climbing bug at summer camp, Obmascik can’t resist the opportunity for some high-altitude father-son bonding by hiking a peak together. After their first joint climb, Obmascik, addled by the thin air, decides to keep his head in the clouds and try to scale all fifty-four of Colorado’s 14,000-foot mountains, known as the Fourteeners—and to do it in less than one year. The result is Halfway to Heaven, a rollicking, witty, sometimes harrowing chronicle of an outrageous adventure that is no walk in the park. This "hilarious midlife picaresque" (Publishers Weekly) has garnered wide critical acclaim, was named an "Editor’s Pick" by Parade, won the 2009 National Outdoor Book Award for Outdoor Literature, and made one reviewer laugh so hard he "blew beer out of [his] nose" (Colorado Daily). Like the author’s critically acclaimed debut, The Big Year, it brings a keen eye and sharp humor to an obsessive subculture: climbers who share the author’s crazed passion of scaling all fifty-four of the famed and feared Fourteeners.

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"Obmascik's saga revels in off-color jokes and humiliating pratfalls; the result feels like a raucous bowling night, with moderate oxygen deprivation, on the brink of an abyss."
-- Publishers Weekly
"The effort is recounted with wit and style, a much easier read than climbing those mountains."
-- Sports Illustrated
"As Obmascik chases the meaning of life across the haute peaks of the Rockies, he touches something in your heart even while he knocks on your funny bone. Halfway to Heaven is deft and delightful. Always minding his wife's admonition never to hike alone, Obmascik proves once again that it's the journey -- and the characters met -- not the summits that really matter the most."
-- Dean King, author of Skeletons on the Zahara
"Obmascik tells the often funny, sometimes moving, always fascinating story of taking up the challenge of a midlife-time to climb all 54 of Colorado's 14,000-foot mountains. He takes us into the strange world of obsessed mountaineers -- past and present -- and vividly describes the ardors, dangers and joys of chasing that Rocky Mountain high. Whether you ever plan to climb a mountain -- or just want to summit from your armchair -- Obmascik's engaging style makes him the perfect companion for the trip."
-- Susan Freinkel, author of the 2008 National Outdoor Book Award winner, American Chestnut: The Life, Death, and Rebirth of a Perfect Tree
"Halfway to Heaven goes all the way in explaining what it feels like to climb all of Colorado's fabled Fourteeners. Obmascik's excellent writing follows more than the twists of the trails; Mark generously laces his quest for the heights with insights, history, humor, politics, personalities, record runs, friends, family, flora and fauna. Halfway to Heaven is a fortune cache for everyone." -- Gerry Roach, author of Colorado's Fourteeners
-- From Hikes to Climbs
"Halfway to Heaven, Mark Obmascik's account of his quest to climb all of Colorado's 14,000-foot peaks, should prove an inspiration to middle-aged mountaineers everywhere. For all of his comically recounted misadventures, Obmascik has the true mountaineer's love of high places, and a professional writer's gift of conveying that love to the reader."
-- Maurice Isserman, James L. Ferguson Professor of History at Hamilton College, coauthor of the 2008 National Outdoor Book Award winner, Fallen Giants: A History of Himalayan Mountaineering from the Age of Empire to the Age of Extremes
Aspen Daily News, October 9, 2011
...But my friends are all excited to see it.” The movie is based on former Denver Post reporter Mark Obmascik’s 2004 book “The Big Year: A Tale of Man, Nature and Fowl Obsession.” It follows three men who set out, in 1998, on the annual ...
Steamboat Pilot & Today, June 14, 2009
...Mark Obmascik climbed all 54 of the 14,000-foot mountains in Colorado in less than a year, and he said there wasn?t a single trip on which he felt totally ...
5280, May 29, 2009
...Award-winning journalist Mark Obmascik's dishes on his new book about summiting Colorado's 54 fourteeners. When award-winning journalist Mark Obmascik found himself in a couch-bound rut at 44, he took a cue ...
Salon, May 24, 2009
...How couch potato Mark Obmascik changed his life, and his body, summiting dozens of Colorado mountains in one summer Pages 1 2 3 S S S Print Email Read more: Sports, Books, Katharine Mieszkowski ...
Colorado Daily, May 11, 2009
...Author details quest to climb all of Colorado's Fourteeners Updated 08:08 p.m., May 11, 2009 Mark Obmascik IF YOU GO What: Mark Obmascik discusses ?Halfway to Heaven: My White-Knuckled ? and Knuckleheaded ? Quest for the Rocky Mountain ...
The Daily Camera, May 11, 2009
...I never laugh out loud while reading books, even the really funny ones written by Dave Barry. But 'Halfway to Heaven: My White-Knuckled -- and Knuckleheaded -- Quest for the Rocky Mountain High,' by Mark Obmascik, caused me to burst out with ...