The story you are about to read is 100 percent true.
Of course some things have been changed to protect the innocent. But you'd expect that. It's standard operating procedure when it comes to based-on-true-events stories. If this were a techno-thriller, I could say SOP. And I suppose I could anyway. Parts of my story are
quite thrilling, though there really isn't anything particularly techno about them. Except for this one part where...
I can't believe this is happening.
I'm only a couple of paragraphs into this, and already I'm starting to tell things out of...