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How to Piss in Public
From Teenage Rebellion to the Hangover of Adulthood  
By Gavin McInnes
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Though technically a memoir, this is more a compendium of hair-whitening bar stories that punch you in the throat until your eyes explode. Many people have watched their friends die and some have been to jail. There are those who have stepped in the ring with professional fighters and been beaten within an inch of their lives. Others have created media empires. Very few have done all this and embarrassed dozens of celebrities; enjoyed more than a couple of threesomes; brought the world “Warhol’s Children”; consistently attracted a million views with viral comedy videos; said, “Jesus is gay,” on national television; and made two American Indians from scratch.

There certainly isn’t anyone with this kind of life experience who can convey each tale in such a hilarious and endearing way. Whether he’s watching his friend get decapitated on acid or snorting cocaine off women’s breasts, McInnes only ever has one priority: maximum laughs. He’s not here to tell you how wise his father is or how hard it was to achieve his success. He’s here to make you laugh so hard, you puke. That’s it.
“You will not find a memoir like this anywhere. Usually when people are this insane, they can’t form coherent sentences, but Gavin brilliantly weaves his bizarre outlook on life in a way that makes them somehow feel relatable. I love this book.”
-- Justin Halpern, author of Sh*t My Dad Says
“An interesting, infuriating read. You will never love this book harder than it already loves you.”
-- Patton Oswalt, author of Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
“I laughed so hard I got a headache.”
-- Justin Theroux, author of Tropic Thunder and Iron Man 2
“Wonderfully powerful, funny, and full of life, this book is amazing and a pleasure to explore. I cried while reading the 9/11 chapter.”
-- Andrew W.K. author of “Party Hard”
“I loved this book, though it may have given my eyeballs gonorrhea.”
-- Samantha Bee, author of I Know I Am, but What Are You?
"This book sucks."
-- Tucker Max, author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
“How to Piss in Public is a Bible waiting to happen.”
-- Maxim
Gavin McInnes: the godfather of vice
Macleans Online, March 19, 2012
...Now he’s trying to scrape out a life, post-magazine Photograph by Lee Towndrow On the wall of Gavin McInnes’s Soho office hangs a large, beautifully executed photographic print of artist Dash Snow sprawled on his stomach snorting a line ...
Drugs and other kids’ stuff
Montreal Mirror, March 15, 2012
...Vice co-founder, reformed hard partier and dad Gavin McInnes on missing Montreal, life after marriage and farting LIVE FAST, DIE OLD AND ENJOY THE RIDE: McInnes Photo by ROB GILBERT You’ve got to hand it to Vice ...
Word listings: March 15-21
The Grid, March 15, 2012
...Independent Film. March 20. 7:30 p.m. 1214 Queen St. W., 416-531-4635, gladstonehotel.com . $5. Book Launch: How to Piss in Public Drake Hotel Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes promotes his new book. March 20. 1150 Queen St. W., ...