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I Am Better Than Your Kids

I Am Better Than Your Kids

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Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and a genius.

Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.

Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox’s sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer.
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  • Gallery Books | 
  • 320 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781439182864 | 
  • November 2011
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I Am Better Than Your Kids

Maddox, the New York Times bestselling author of THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS, is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Not afraid to tell it like it is, Maddox promises to expose the terrible inadequacy of your children with I Am Better ...

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