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Love Him Or Leave Him, but Don't Get Stuck With the Tab

Love Him Or Leave Him, but Don't Get Stuck With the Tab

Hilarious Advice for Real Women

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That’s the message of this fresh and funny relationship book by beloved actress-comedian Loni Love. Full of down-to-earth advice on love, sex, and dating, Loni delivers answers to women’s most pressing relationship questions along with plenty of hilarious been-there-done-that tales—from hooking up to breaking up to everything in between.

As Loni says, “You can love him or you can leave him, but the day a man starts taking advantage of you is when you need to remember that putting yourself first is the most important step in finding love. That’s the foundation for all the advice I give, because it’s a message so many women need to hear, over and over, like multiple orgasms.”

Sure you can act like a lady and think like a man, or admit that he’s just not that into you, but the path to lasting love is looking out for number one and treating yourself like the great catch you are.

If you’re in a great relationship, Loni gives tips on keeping it strong. (Love him.) If you’re having problems that seem insurmountable, she tells you how to extricate yourself from difficult situations. (Leave him.) But no matter what, don’t let yourself get bullied, cheated on, or taken advantage of (aka Stuck with the Tab). Every woman deserves a healthy, satisfying, exciting love life, so what are you waiting for? Loni Love has all the answers.
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  • Simon & Schuster Audio | 
  • ISBN 9781442366558 | 
  • July 2013
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Love Him or Leave Him, but Don’t Get Stuck with the Tab

Hilarious and true relationship advice from no-nonsense actress and comedienne Loni Love.

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Love Him Or Leave Him, But Don’t Get Stuck With the Tab

INTRODUCTION
I first felt the thrill of entertaining back in 1972, when I was crowned Little Miss Detroit. At the pageant, I hit the stage in patent leather shoes and a starched pink dress, but I had so many braids in my hair that my tiara slid right off my head! When I bent down to pick it up, I slipped and landed on my behind. Everyone burst out laughing. But instead of feeling... see more
Love Him Or Leave Him, But Don’t Get Stuck With the Tab

MEETING UP
One of the things I love about the single life is that you get to go on a lot of first dates. I know many women dread going out with a new guy for the first time. The nerves, the awkward conversation, the not knowing if you should order the lobster because he might be a cheap-ass and expect you to go Dutch. It’s true some first dates can be awful. Like those times you go to a... see more

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