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Love Violations

Love Violations

Tickets for People Who Insist on Breaking the Laws

An awesome way to punish the idiots who ruin love and romance! These imitation parking tickets, printed on realistic cardstock feature humorous takes on common love transgressions. Pages are perforated for easy removal

Did he fall asleep after sex? Hand him a citation! Did she steal all the covers last night? It’s gonna cost her! There’s a ticket for every offense: Moral Bankruptcy, Bedroom Misdemeanors, Dating Disasters, Valentines Screw ups, and more! Each ticket includes fines, penalties, and appropriate insults, and can even be mailed if you’re in a long-distance relationship. It gets the point across in a way that’s funny, direct, and unforgettable.
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  • Cider Mill Press | 
  • 72 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781604332117 | 
  • January 2011
List Price $9.95
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