Chapter OneParents, Pals, Pets,
Did I forget to wake up this morning? This can't
be true. Here we are, four totally gorgeoise
girls, just about to put on the MOST horrible, stiff-petticoated, frilly-aproned, lacy-bonneted, puff-sleeved (yes, I did
say PUFF-SLEEVED), grotesque waitress outfits. Our evening is to be spent stomping up and down stairs with dishfuls of delicacies, which are to be served to a collection of squawking old fossils that belong to my mother's vast circle of "terribly close" luvvie friends.
Honestly, it's not as if I even agreed to do
this. I'm sure I never...