Whoever said childbirth is the most difficult thing a parent can go through has never dealt with a moody teenage vampire. —Siring for the Stupid:
A Beginner’s Guide to Raising Newborn Vampires T
hree months after he moved into my ancestral home, Gabriel Nightengale’s last box was finally unpacked. The catch was that we could never break up, because I had run out of friends who were willing to help us move.
“I have good news,” he said, striding into the library, where I was sprawled on the velvet chaise longue we’d moved into...