Prince of Dorkness

More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Prince of Dorkness

Illustrated by: Andrew Pinder
For Ages: 10 - 14
With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.

Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?
  • Aladdin | 
  • 336 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781442433885 | 
  • September 2011 | 
  • Grades 5 - 9
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About the Author

Tim Collins

Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.