CHAPTER 1How Weird Am I, Anyway?"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
Frank Zappa (Baltimore Sun,
October 12, 1986)
This book exists on the premise that somebody, somewhere, is interested in who I am, how I got that way, and what the fuck I'm talking about.
To answer Imaginary Question Number One, let me begin by explaining WHO I AM NOT.
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