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Sexual Bloopers

Sexual Bloopers

An Outrageous, Uncensored Collection of People's Most Embarrassing X-Rated Fumbles

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Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations?
Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"?
Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!
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  • Touchstone | 
  • 176 pages | 
  • ISBN 9780743226950 | 
  • June 2003
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CHAPTER I: THE BIRDS AND THE BEES: TALES FROM PUBERTY AND THE AGE OF INNOCENCE

A CAN IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH

Carla, 47

I couldn't have been more than 10 when a new deodorant product, F.D.S., came on the market. Hoping to get women to try it, the manufacturer gave out samples in the store. My mother took one home and placed it in our medicine cabinet, right next to the aerosol can of Arrid. My older sister was 14; I noticed she had begun using deodorant spray under her arms, just like our mom did. Wanting desperately to be grown up like them, I secretly started using it, too.... see more

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