Chapter 1: A Thanksgiving Turkey
He was born during the Thanksgiving Day parade. His mother didn't want to miss seeing the big balloons, so she made the nurse haul a TV into the delivery room. While the boy entered the world, his mother stared at a gigantic inflated Snoopy bobbing across the TV screen.
"It's like a miracle," she exclaimed. The doctor and nurse just shook their heads, seeing she meant the balloon, not the baby.
"What name should we put on the birth certificate?" the nurse asked.
The mother continued looking at the TV and said, "Macys."
The nurse glanced at the TV and asked, "You mean you want to...