Shut Up, You’re Welcome
Dear Musical Theater,
Let me be frank: I do not understand you.
I do not “get it.”
I’m deeply confused and possibly offended.
Theoretically, musical theater is something I should understand. For one thing, I understand music. As you know, I play in an indie rock band that’s so indie and so edgy, we haven’t even heard of ourselves. I’m also classically trained in piano and flute as well as a traditional Korean instrument called a gayageum. Its...