A Stranger Thing
Chapter One In Which Our Heroine Is Licked by a Bear
“Everything’s okay, Elvs. Seriously, like, no worries.”
Easy enough for Cole to say—he didn’t just push a person the size of a watermelon out of his private parts. Nor does he currently find himself under the piercing gaze of several suddenly constipated-looking Alien McHotHotts.
Now, I know I was preoccupied and everything, but I am certain that there were only five people in the room as I grunted,...