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The True Meaning of Cleavage

The True Meaning of Cleavage

For Ages: 12 and up
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Cool is cool and geek is geek, and at Eldridge the two definitely do not mix.

Sari and Jess are best friends and total opposites. They've liked each other ever since they discovered that they are the only two normal people at Eldridge Alternative. As they prepare to face the trials of ninth grade, Sari is psyched. Jess is not. How can she face the Prada Mafia, the most evil clique in school? Or Mr. McGuiness's unnervingly long nose hair? What if something really interesting happens to Sari and nothing whatsoever happens to Jess?

But not even Jess can predict the mayhem that erupts when Sari falls madly in love with David Cole. David is a senior. He's been dating Thea Melendez for forever. So he couldn't possibly be interested in Sari. Or could he? And if he is, where does that leave Jess?
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  • Atheneum Books for Young Readers | 
  • 240 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781439132425 | 
  • May 2010 | 
  • Grades 7 and up
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Chapter 1

The meeting took place in an ancient grove of oak. They sat among the gnarled roots of a great tree and laid their plans. The future was unknown to them, but they were certain of one thing: Their alliance was strong, their bond unbreakable.

-- Hollow Planet: Destiny's Sword

I am drawing a picture of Sari Aaronsohn.

Sari is my best friend. But drawing her is harder than you might think.

For one thing, I don't usually draw people. Not real people. I like to do stuff with sci-fi or horror. Intense, with a lot of action. The people I draw usually end up having horns or fangs or webbed feet. I think... see more

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