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Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

A Most Excellent Comedie and Tragical Romance

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What if…William Shakespeare had written The Big Lebowski?

The Dude has met the Bard—and he doth abide.

Join “The Knave” and Sir Walter on a wild tale of mistaken identity, kidnapping, bowling, and a rug that, in faith, really tied the room together—in a sidesplitting Shakespearean comedy of errors and ninepins, told in five glorious acts of iambic pentameter and impeccable period prose.

Already a theatrical hit and a worldwide viral phenomenon, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski comes alive anew in this definitive and lavishly illustrated edition, featuring recently discovered historical engravings, scholarly annotations, and a revelatory afterword from the author.
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  • Simon & Schuster | 
  • 224 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781451605815 | 
  • October 2010
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Act 1

Scene 1

THE KNAVE’s house. Enter THE KNAVE, carrying parcels, and BLANCHE and WOO. They fight.

BLANCHE

Whither the money, Lebowski? Faith, we are as servants to Bonnie;

promised by the lady good that thou in turn were good for’t.

WOO

Bound in honour, we must have our bond; cursed be our tribe

if we forgive thee.

BLANCHE

Let us soak him in the chamber-pot, so as to turn his head.

WOO

Aye, and see what vapourises; then he will see what is foul.



They insert his head into the chamber-pot.

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