GO AHEAD, LAUGH
Let me try that again.
Look, I admit it’s not much. But it’s mine. My name is Tipp. I’m a dog, okay? Not a Doberman or a German Shepherd or a Great Dane. I’m a Chihuahua.
Go ahead, laugh. They all do. They think of a Chihuahua and picture my aunt Mildred, who rides around in a purse. Or my cousin Tiny, who wears a pink sweater and a baby bonnet. Poor guy.
If that’s what you’re thinking, forget it. I’m not like that. I’m different. At least that’s what my owner tells me.
Her name is Alastair Lodge. She’s...