Chapter 1: There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
Here's a tip:
When you give the world one last chance to save your life, be specific about the how.
A selection of A, B,
would be good, along with a couple of "nots" -- to clarify the answers you don't
want. This is especially important if you're a vampire and don't really need to have your life saved, unless...
I've come up with this advice by not following it. Which is to say, I began this night -- possibly my last -- with some vague notion of letting the world take one last shot at keeping me on board. And so I got the answer you get when...