Calling on experiences from nearly a decade touring with the England and British Lions rugby teams, What Goes on Tour Stays on Tour has Brian Moore telling hilarious stories in his no-nonsense, straight-talking manner.
Travelling the country and the world with a bunch of rugby playing lads, only a few pints stood between good, clean fun and the sort of trouble his team-mates will wish stayed between them. Moore recalls the close scrapes, the practical jokes and the inevitable tensions.
Throughout the book, Moore also gives advice to those on tour for sport, birthday celebrations or stag dos. Reading this funny and indispensable guide from the sport's original hard man, readers will keep on the right side of the law, and their partners when they get home.