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The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition  
By Andy Borowitz
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1. Put Your Hands in the Air and Step Away from the Desk

2. From the Big Board to the Big House

3. Trading One Gated Community for Another

4. Packing for the Pokey

5. Prison Slang: From Ass-out to Zip Gun

6. Prison Food: Don't Pick Up the Check

7. The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners™

8. Prison Cell Feng Shui

9. Bringing Six Sigma to Sing Sing

10. Female CEOs: Breaking Through the Concrete Ceiling

11. How Golden Is Your Hacksaw?  Exit Strategies